Halo said I should post this.

The Gillette Fusion for Gamers: Because that regular razor just isn't up to the task of shaving off that six-week old stubble you built up playing WOW in your parent's basement.

Seriously, I mean, I'm all for special privileges for gamers and all. I think we deserve dedicated parking, so we can get in, get out, and get back to our raids. I think we deserve special seating at restaurants so people won't laugh at us for using our DSes and PSPs, or using the free WiFi to access ventrillo or teamspeak, or whatever MMO players use these days. But a fucking razor blade? I saw this thing at the store, and honestly stared at it for about 5 minutes. It's literally the exact same as the "regular flavored" Gillette Fusion Power right next to it. The only thing that makes it any different at all is that it's colored like a standard Xbox 360. And any gamer who calls himself a gamer either has or is planning on getting an Xbox 360 Elite, which doesn't match it's color scheme in the first place, negating the whole "Gamer" claim. Besides, if you really care if the color of your razor blade matches your game console, you probably spend more time watching Bravo than you do playing games. I mean, what's next? "Gillette Fusion Power Chemist?" "Gillette Fusion Power Architect?" "Gillette Fusion Power Professional Wrestler?" Do we really need a niche market for GOD DAMN RAZOR BLADES?!?!?!